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Boy’s have no idea how long something they said can stay with girl’s mind.

15 years ago end of summer vacation inside the Green house two toddlers are playing everyday as if the days will never end. The boy whispers to the girl when we grow up we will meet each other again at university of the Philippines. The girl kiss the boy in the cheek then the boy said promised, the girl said yes! The boy disappears the next day.

Present day. Somebody accidentally detonate my Alarm clock. Clunk clunk clunk. I heard my mother open the Tivoli kitchen radio Stevie wonder enter the scene for once in my life i have some one who needs me para ra ra ra ra ra…. My Mobile phone received 3 text messages From Jade lets have lunch, meet me at serendra park 11:00am. Something important to tell you. Jade a first year college student these coming school year while me, I’m graduating in high school. She teaches me how to draw marvel comics in exchange I teach her Manga. We play risk, Monopoly, Carcassonne and other German board games. Every summer vacation almost every year. We attended violin lessons together to the same music teacher. She makes me happy and cheers me up. Jade is the epitome of a gorgeous woman, but most of her suitors gave up on her already. Bad news she only entertains friendship nothing more nothing less. For some unknown reason Jade is a very tight person. To most boys she was label as a full pledge Catholic, a Sexy lesbian, a Man hater. But in the minds of Nonoy Manga she is one of my all time crush. Ha ha ha…

A walk in the Park. I arrived exactly 10:00 am i’m so excited I waited for one and a half hour. I call her cell phone several times it keeps on ringing nobody answers. Wow it doesn’t feel right somebody play a practical joke on me. I’m so stupid I can’t even remember when was the last time I had a real date. Now I bite the bait an invitation from a hot chick. May be too good to be true. I’m starting to doubt my self, and start to lose my poise.

I gave up on her around 12:15 pm. just when I’m about to leave serendra park somebody calls my name Nonoy. An angel in guess jeans baby pink shirt shows up. The disappointment in my face melted. She pull out her Mulan wooden comb then straighten my hair, she align the round neck collar of my Gap t-shirt. Then blow a channel perfume on me. We end up having the same fragrance. She told me sorry the traffic is heavy and she left her iPhone in her bed room. I hold her hand then we cross the street together its zero resistance. So far so good.

Getting all the right signal. We eat in the Thai food restaurant. She mixes the beef salad, then she filled my bowl with the tom yum gong soup, she unwrap the chicken pandan then put it on my plate. She toss a lot of funny jokes. I almost died laughing.

The Arcade room. I bought 25 pieces of tokens. Jade is a 19 year old teenager but inside the game center i notice the 5 year old girl inside her shows up. We play all the classic funny stuff hitting the mole creature on the head with a sledge hummer, ray gun vs. Godzilla, bump cars, foss ball to air hockey.

The moment of truth! We sat at Starbucks coffee I’m enjoying my frappuccino drink while I eat the munchies. Gee i’m a proud boy sitting beside her. While everyone is looking at us. I over heard one bystander whispered what a wonderful couple. Then Jade became too serious with a bit of sparkles in her eyes, she said I received an old fashion letter yesterday! My child hood soul mate said in the letter, it’s time he will fulfill his promised, we will study together in the number 1 University of the Country. Upon hearing that my heart as big as a honeydew Mellon stop. Drop in the floor flat like a frozen pepperoni pizza. The munchies almost choke me to death. I almost spit it on her. I pause for a while to recuperate and then i said to her “who is this boy”!!! My voice gurgled then she explained. (Please refer to the first and second paragraph of this post.)

The Bus station. She bought a ticket for one. Then we hug each other without saying goodbye the scene is a total silent. She ride the the red transit going to the university of the Philippines to meet the boy of his dream.

My summer vacation is doom. No more motivation to continue the violin lessons, the end of the era for summer board games. Who will save me now in the dance floor; all my partners will be boys again. Unlike Jade most girls have no interest on me. But I won’t let sorrow hurt me. I’m not going to carry this burden alone. I will pass it on, text broadcast my experience using my cellphone will see how people will react.

Tons of friendly text spam has arrived!!!

From Ms. Shane: I suggest that if you really love someone, grab hold with both hands and don’t let go.

From Marcus: let her know how you feel.

From Rica: Did you ever stop to think that she may have given up on you and decided to move on? Maybe she is afraid of telling you how she feels about you. Maybe she loves you.

From grandpa Yagit: I was in love with a beautiful young lady many years ago, never realized it because it had never happened before. Result was, I lost the one person I really feel I was meant to be with. You don’t want to have a lifetime of “what if…” or “I should have…”. Take it from me, it ain’t fun.

From Jonilo: Let her know before it is too late & let the chips fall where they may. Who knows, they may land right in your arms.

From teacher Catherine: I messed up once by not letting my true feelings show. I will never have the chance again. I do not know what the outcome would have been, but knowing the truth would be a lot easier than not ever knowing what might have been. Go for it.

4 Nigerian black guys! Riding in a jet black Toyota altis interrupt what I’m doing. They went out of the car the stereo is on a full volume a Michael buble version of for once in my life I have some one who needs me para ra ra ra ra ra….play. All 4 of them turn their heads look in the same direction. I’m too busy reading the text messages I didn’t realized the traffic didn’t move for about 20 minutes. I turn my self toward same direction as the Nigerians and I saw 100 meters away the red transit bus. I didn’t care what causes the traffic.

Please make my dreams come through. My walkathon, turn into jogging, jogging then turn into marathon. The adrenalin is flowing in my body. I can’t recall whether my foot is still touching the ground. But at 50 meters away the traffic is moving at 15 klm per hour I start to feel the decrease of gas in my body my breathing is heavy.  I’m almost there 30 meters away from the red bus. The traffic move 20 klm per hour the red signal light turn green with a little traffic, 5 meters away is the best I can do. With extra determination. Finally I’m toe to toe with the bus. My physical strength can’t stand the mean machine. I practically suck all the street dust and dirty smokes. I reach into my pocket grab some of the left over tokens from the arcade center and I start throwing it to jades view window. After 4 attempts I got her attention. She was surprised and disoriented to see me chasing her bus. Then I point my big thumb to my chest to say I, then I form a heart shape using my two hands to say love, then I point to her to say you. I had done all the gesture while running the marathon. Then she gave me the million dollar smile. She kiss her right palm long enough then she press it on the glass window of the red bus. Then i felt the feeling of relief. Its time to stop running and catch my breath. I stood there until the red bus transit hit the vanishing point.

Article link about the heavy traffic.

Hand drawn by Nonoy Manga

Story by Nonoy Manga

Cheers

Nonoy Manga

 

A mysterious attractive woman with no personal record or bio data. Sold her chestnut brown, shit-tzu dog to the cleofas family. For the amount of 300 us dollars. She turns over the ownership of the dog to one of the cleofas daughter. On her way out of the house gate. The dog is shock with the turn of events. She becomes restless and agitated. With all her strength & might she escape from the custody of the young cleofas and sprint to the original owner. The mysterious woman picks her up. And speak to her as if the little shit-tzu has a mind of her own. In a very low voice tone, the woman said, I want you to promise me something, you will be good and loyal to your new owner. Master is going to a far place, and I’m affraid I’m not coming back anymore. This is the last time we are going to see each other. The little dog uses her tongue like an Armani handkerchief to dry the tears in face of the woman. The women removed the letter D pendant in her necklace and attach it to the dog collar.

Kirorov the zenith of all assassins with a reputation for one Shot one kill. Hired by the new Government to wipeout all the Entire team of Secret police black ops. The mission is highly classified. Secret police black ops are selected young men and women deadly assassin with unquestioning loyalty. A Military branch of the government in charge of counter-intelligence and counter-terrorism.  Diana a member of secret police black ops was given a suicide mission. A rendezvous with pistolero master kirorov inside an abandoned mansion.

Kirorov control the higher ground in few moments of the gun fight, without firing a single a shot. He was flawless and very evasive. He used everything inside the mansion to his advantage. Diana exhausted all the rounds in her gun magazine. Except for one inside the gun barrel chamber. She knew from that moment she had no match with kirorov. Death is inevitable. Diana can’t find any opening to shot. She sends a message to kirorov. She decided to jump at middle of the spiral staircase and commit a suicide, by doing so she will gain an honorable death and steal the victory to Kirorov.

Kirorov cannot help him self, the idea was too insane. He still wanted to put the final nail to the coffin of his nemesis. He exposed him self to Diana. With a grin in his face. Diana out of nowhere fired her last shot on the way down. The grin face of kirorov cost him the delayed in his reaction. Kirorov return fire. Diana buried one bullet in between the eye of kirorov. Kirorov hit Diana in the left eyeball, and then the body of Diana slams hard in the concrete floor. Diana was killed in an instant. Kirorov kept his perfect record intact One shot one Kill. But Diana put an end to the long luxurious career of kirorov and saves the entire team of secret police black ops from annihilation.

A link to the original secret police Article.

Hand drawn by Nonoy Manga

Story by Nonoy Manga

Cheers

Nonoy Manga

The tale of the tape

Street king a professional mobile phone snatcher.

Age 17

Achievements he holds the record for snatching the most number of high end mobile phones.

Special skills inborn sprinter, natural brawler, street wise.

Weakness no formal training.

Pink bunny a 4th year high school student

Age 17

She hold the country  no. 2 record in 100 meter dash. 10.5 second

Special skills track and field, Trained by a former Olympian, Orientation scientific. Other skills mix martial arts.

Weakness hot temper.

The race is on. Pink Bunnies iPhone 4s received a text message. She opens her bag pullout the cellphone and Check the text message. It didn’t take long street king behind her back sneak and snatch the iPhone 4s. Pink Bunny got stunned and disoriented it cost her 1.5 second. Street king had a decent lead. Pink Bunny breathes in a big chunk of air in here lungs then fired her self like a 44 magnum cartridge. After 5 second Pink Bunny close the gap. At 6 second Pink Bunny flew into the air open her legs like a pair of scissor. Street king accidentally steps on a plastic candy wrapper lost balance it cost him a vital time. Pink bunny jackpot caught street king right on the torso. Street king stumble on the ground. Pink Bunny apply her ground game a Brazilian Gracie Jujitsu submission, street king tap out in 3. Pink Bunny not satisfied. She shows her wolverine claws and then buried the razor sharp blade nails to street king’s neck and face. Pink Bunny still not happy she eye poke street king. Ram his head into the concrete asphalt. Then more sadistic beating and verbal assault to come. Street bystander like paparazzi Cellphone camera start flashing everywhere taking live footages.

The Rematch Litigation in the court room. Pink Bunny filed a theft and robbery charges against street king.

Street king filed counter charges against Pink Bunny aggravated assault, multiple physical injury, frustrated man slaughter, in human behavior, attempted murder, disfigured face, sadism, uncontrolled behavior, violation of human rights. Street king presented countless numbers of eye witness with actual video footages to strengthen his case.

Court Verdict. Street king got 6 months community service. While Pink bunny got 1 count aggravated assault, 5 counts of physical injury, 1 count attempted murder, frustrated man slaughter, pink bunny will pay all the hospital bills of street king including medicine and facial restoration. Amounting to 50,000 us dollars. 1 year anger management treatment. 1 year community service. The epic war of the roses begun.

Hand drawn by Nonoy Manga

Story by Nonoy Manga

Cheers Nonoy Manga

 

Loosely base on a real life story of Rica, Allyson, Shane, Marcus, Jonilo and  Nonoy Manga

On a clear day you can see forever. Nonoy Manga circa 2009. I was in 6 grade. I had a very strong affection with my best friend Allyson, the anime chick in the school.  A real live K-ON character that looks like Mio. I practically spend 90% of my time with her. We study, play, laugh, and eat together. The feeling was like in heaven. Until one morning i had a rude awakening. There is one serious problem. Allyson is not in love with Nonoy. She had no love interest with the artist. Allyson is too much attached to her newly found modern  high-tech toys and computers. Less and less of her I see every day. The days of the classic are numbered. I cry to high heaven to grant my wish! To bring my best friend back to her senses. But the Gods did not listen to me. I can’t accept how fast things had change. Everything is too late. Her eyes are all focus with Marcus. The gadget boy in the school.

Some like it hot. Even cute girls had their bad days. Marcus had zero attraction with a cartoon character looking chicks. What Marcus wants is a real woman. Like Shane middle initial “the body”.  The Best of house wife and the best of FHM model at a young age.

Reality check. The notion of Unstylish computer boy going out with the bombshell Happens only in dreams. Shane is not allures with nerd boy like Marcus. Shane love interest is the hunk Jonilo. A natural born athlete with the dexterity of Tarzan. A basketball super star that can do all sort of arial tricks.

Missing in action.  Jonilo a dynamo boy. Find home body Shane boring. Jonilo is craving for thrill and excitement for a girl. The character of Rica fits like a glove for Jonilo. Rica is a young girl with a face of an angel & a body builds for a ramp models. A natural devilish girl. A Femme fetale. Too tough for her own good. Rica is always enigmatic and unpredictable. She gets pleasure by polluting the minds of the young boys.  For Jonilo, Rica is the perfect trophy girl.

The agony of defeat. Rica was a born sadist. She will lift your spirit, then drop you like a hot potato. She rips a suitor’s heart just like tissue papers. What Rica wants is Nonoy, somebody she can kick in the nuts and scared the living day light out of the him. Rica despised the mental position of Jonilo. She find Jonilo Tarzan attitude too bravado for her taste. What Rica wants is total control. Not being dominated. The idea of a sadist and masochist always play in the depths of her mind. To Rica the Character of Jonilo had no place in her world. She quickly end the quest of Jonilo like a Ravage gladiator inside the death arena. During the middle ages the church called this practice “Excommunicatus”.

To Right the Unrightable wrong. When Rica break the news to Nonoy about Allyson eye balling with Marcus. The naive heart of Nonoy shatters, like a crystal glass pitcher with a strawberry flavored cool aid juice. Rapidly hitting a solid granite floor. Red liquid Splash all over the place. Fast forward, instead of dwelling to his bitter fate. Nonoy found a new love interest with Rica. She is like mana straight from heaven. A medicinal patch to a hole in the chest. A healing companion. In fact Nonoy’s mother gave the seal of approval. She fined Rica a girl with astonishing beauty. Highly recommended. If your criteria is purely appearance and still pictures. In the coming days. The more Nonoy learned about Rica the more Nonoy distance him self. What Nonoy cannot accept is how Rica terrorist his daily school life. The voice of Rica alone is like a buzz saw. She got an annoying personality. It is very difficult for Nonoy to win an argument. In between class Rica play around with her solid all steel mini hammer. To intimidate classmates and control the level of happiness inside the class room. In effect it terrified Nonoy the most. He doesn’t enjoy his life anymore. Nonoy practically spend most of his time in the school hiding. Either in the janitor closet or library.

Diamondiferous. To all the people Nonoy meet in his entire school life. Rica is the most organized, transparent, never a hypocrite. What you see to Rica is what you get. She can be a very successful business woman in the future.

The sum of all fears. The situation is more twisted than a pretzel factory. So we all moved on with our lives. Like little puppies. We all graduated in the six grades. Less the idea of a little romance.

The element of what might had been. 3 years had past and we decided to call each other for a reunion. We rented a private pool and have a swimming party together. During diner time we started talking about our lives and love interest. Especially during grade school days. And we realized how complex the situation then. All of us stood our ground. None of us actually back out. No body gives a damn about the feelings of the other person. My inferred proposition of syllogism. May be we are just a bunch of selfish Teenagers. Or we don’t know the real meaning of the word Love.

Hand drawn by Nonoy Manga

Story by Nonoy Manga

Cheers

Nonoy Manga

 

 

If you think drawing anime is difficult think again.

Learn to navigate window screen pause, forward and backward key.

Method of drawing is simple. Make a drawing guide slide 1. Used pencil. Then Copy everything you see in the screen. After slide 3 erased drawing guide. Then apply color and shade if you desire.In the coming days I will release more simple anime drawing. In the likes of naruto characters, dragon ball z, k-on, bleach, one piece, full metal alchemy, fairytale etc.

Good luck

Nonoy Manga

 

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Today inspiration. I’m a 17 years old first time blogger. I started my blog last January 2012. My blog is about manga drawings, drawing lessons and mis-adventures. After 2 months and 23 days bang 100 followers.

Is this real? Thank you guys so much For your enthusiasm And support! You have no idea how happy this makes me.

Cheers

Nonoy Manga

If you think drawing anime is difficult think again.

Learn to navigate window screen pause, forward and backward key.

Method of drawing is simple. Make a drawing guide slide 1. Used pencil. Then Copy everything you see in the screen. After slide 3 erased drawing guide. Then apply color and shade if you desire.In the coming days I will release more simple anime drawing. In the likes of naruto characters, dragon ball z, k-on, bleach, one piece, full metal alchemy, fairytale etc.

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Hand Drawn by Yours truly. Deadman Wonderland Character. Leading Lady, A mysterious albino girl that Ganta encountered during his first days as an inmate. Clothed only in a skin-tight bodysuit and large gloves, which help conceal her heavily scarred skin, Shiro stands out among the other prisoners due to her bizarre appearance and mannerisms. To Ganta, Shiro’s manner of speaking and acting remind him of a small child, even though Shiro is the same age as him. However, Shiro possesses inhuman physical abilities and has an intimate knowledge of the prison, having apparently lived there most of her life.

If you like dark, gory, and psychological sci-fi than you should definitely pick up Deadman Wonderland. Set in a future where Tokyo is under the sea, it revolves around the story of Ganta, a young boy who is blamed for the slaughter of an entire classroom of his peers. He is thus vanquished to “Deadman Wonderland”, which is not only a prison but also a tourist attraction.

If you want fresh new Anime stories. It’s highly Recommended.

Cheers

Nonoy Manga

If you think drawing anime is difficult think again.

Learn to navigate window screen pause, forward and backward key.

Method of drawing is simple. Make a drawing guide slide 1. used pencil. Then Copy everything you see In the screen. After slide 3 erased drawing guide. Then apply color and shade if you desire.In the coming days I will release more simple anime drawing. In the likes of naruto characters, dragon ball z, k-on, bleach, one piece, full metal alchemy, fairytale etc.

Good luck

Nonoy Manga

 

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Original Drawing, Hand Drawn. My geometry professor did not show up. I have a full hour to play around. Instead I decided to stay in the canteen. To take some quick snack. I sat at one of the empty table. The place is very quiet. One of those relaxing morning free from stress.

After a few moments a horse stamping walk girl arrived at the scene. She sat in the next table in front of mine. And she happens to be my crush in the 4th year class. She is too busy reading some text messages from her iPhone 4s. A lot of things are running inside my head.  This cute chick will disappear forever lest than a month from now. She will go to college and meet some basket ball star. Or may be some law student. Stupid of me to let my chance past bye.

Then I heard a voice calling my name. Hi mark. I was thinking so deep I didn’t notice her actually calling me. So I make gesture. She is whispering something. Her voice is too low I can’t hear it. May be it’s my ear, a side effect from listening to loud music through a pair of Grado headphones.

She notice something is wrong. She stood pull up her food tray. Ready to move to my table. As a gentleman I do the same thing. Pay respect to a lady. She turns left out of the table. I do the same thing. She breathe heavily. As I do. She stood like a model ready for the cat walk. Her eyes focus on mine, lock like a laser beam. Eye ball to eye ball.  No time to lose. I move forward. She does the same. I want everything to move fast. But it seems. Its one of those moment. My muscle body contract. Everything seems to be terribly slow. She smile. I acknowledge. I move in, she do the same. She is faster than me. She wants to say something very important. Before she deliver the first line. Out of nowhere one platoon of ROTC cadet steps in our way. Somebody just sucked in the beautiful moment. The situation is like a flower surrounded by poisonous torn. As I’ve said earlier she’s very popular with the boys. I did warn you in my about page welcome to drawings and misadventures of Nonoy Manga.

Above story is my inspiration to this sketch art.

Originally Drawn in Mongol Pencil on Bond paper. Scan, then trace back using sketchbook pro.

Cheers

Nonoy Manga

If you think drawing anime is difficult think again.

Learn to navigate window screen pause, forward and backward key.

Method of drawing is simple. Make a drawing guide slide 1. used pencil. Then Copy everything you see In the screen. After slide 2 erased drawing guide. Then apply colors and shades if you desire.In the coming days I will release more simple anime drawing. In the likes of naruto, dragon ball z, k-on, bleach, one piece, full metal alchemy, fairytale etc.

Good luck

Nonoy Manga

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If you think drawing anime is difficult think again.

Learn to navigate window screen pause, forward and backward key.

Method of drawing is simple. Make a drawing guide slide 1. used pencil. Then Copy everything you see In the screen. After slide 5 erased drawing guide.

In the coming days I will release more simple anime drawing. In the likes of naruto, dragon ball z, k-on, bleach, one piece, full metal alchemy, fairytale etc.

Good luck

Nonoy Manga

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A follow up to my earlier post  sketch in Mongol Pencil and Bond Paper. Here is the end result after applying line adjustment, highlight, shade and colors.

Cheers

Nonoy Manga

Original Drawing, Hand Drawn. Equipment used in the drawing. Mongol Pencil, Bond Paper, Scanner, then I color and finish it with sketchbook pro.

My inspiration with these graphic art is the heroin Charlotte Ladram. in a superb thriller book by an English Author Robert Goddard. The book is a tour the force from the moment Beatrix open her first line. Up to the end. I have no option but to sketch up the Heroin. In an Anime form. To leave a lasting memory.

Book description

In her seaside cottage, Beatrix Abberley bravely confronts an intruder moments before her life is brutally taken. The crime stuns the elderly spinster’s family—especially Beatrix’s niece, Charlotte Ladram. But Charlotte has little time to mourn the loss of her beloved aunt and little patience when police quickly arrest a man Charlotte believes is innocent. For Charlotte, a harrowing quest for answers begins—one that will take her into the shadows of the past…and into the life and secrets of the dead woman’s brother, famed poet and casualty of the Spanish Civil War, Tristram Abberley.

Now, amid shattering revelations about her family, and in the aftermath of a second savage crime, Charlotte finds herself at the center of a widening storm. And for Charlotte, something extraordinary is beginning to happen. As fifty years of secrets begin to unravel, shy, cautious Charlotte is coming alive in the shadow of a mystery—uncovering a shocking tale of wartime greed and treachery, and a vendetta of violence seemingly without end….

Cheers

Nonoy Manga.

 

I finish my periodical exam sooner than I though. While I’m waiting for my next class. I try to make my self busy. So I decided to sketch up this pair of eyes. Using my ever reliable Mongol Pencil and a piece of Bond Paper. My inspiration for this drawing is the cutest girl in the 4th year class. Once i finish applying all the necessary colors and correction I will post it again the final result. Cheers Nonoy Manga.

Pay attention with the following. the scale of the eye, nose, mouth, chin.

Notes:

Baby 1 to 5 year old. big eyes, tiny nose, tiny mouth, big rounded chin

Kid 6 to 12 years old. follow the scale.

Teenager 13 to 19 years old. follow the scale.

Adult 20 to 40 years old. follow the scale.

Middle age 40 to 50 just add wrinkle. follow the scale.

Grandpa  60 to 80 more wrinkle, white semi bald hair. follow the scale.

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Back in the days when Sony PSP battle the mighty Nintendo DS.

 A science fiction RPG Game sprout In the scene. The title is “Super Robot Taisen” One unforgettable character capture my imagination. A hunter warrior on a mission to bring down a berserker Robot. name Arkwon unit rasetsu. A Hero Aledy went into a perilous journey in a hostile territory. To seek justice to the victims of Robot Arkwon. But By the time he faces his Nemesis its already too late. He is no longer fighting a Berserker Robot. the Robot Arkwon already found a Master to control him. The Diabolical Mr. Shiragato. The tired and worn-out, Aledy Nahash just realized. He is going to the point of no return. he bite more than he could chew.

 About the drawing. I’ve done this during my free time in the school. Using an iPod touch 4.0. Enjoy

 

A follow up to my early post in title “Rough Cut”. about this chick in the  4th year high school. the cast of green is a metaphor. she is the green apple of my eyes. For all of you who saw the sketch up version in Mongol Pencil and Bond Paper. here is the end product. enjoy.

A type of facial expression with Mix emotions.

14 crying smiling

15 relief

16 fright

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A type of facial expression to agitate mentally or spiritually.

11 surprise

12 troubled

13 thinking

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